Previously on the Rowdy Boyz…
We did some flashback time travel after Crispin may have been called out for being a liar. We talked over and reinforced the plan then snapped back to real time.
Cyanwrath got all sassy with disguised Crispin about things not being right and this wasn’t the set up. Crispin told Cyanwrath that he’s fooling no one and that his battle is the exact glory that Cyanwrath wanted, and he should just hush. And he sort of did while Crispin made his way past the dragonshields to Frulum’s side.
Then the battle proper began. Kaiden made his way to attack Cyanwrath while Crispin told Frulum that if she wanted to live another day, she should not intefere with this battle, letting her know that Crispin is more forgiving than the rest of the party. She agreed then tried to hold person on Crispin, which I’m pretty sure is an immediate act of aggression (this is important for later).
Lots of fighting! Crown of Madness on a Kobold! Hidden dragon wizard who really was ineffectual! Crispin summons up Fey Charms to make all the Kobold agree to attack Cyanwrath! Cyanwrath sucks at fighting as usual! BEAR ATTACK!! Frulum tries to run and pays the price in many opportunity attacks (should of been nicer to Crispin)!
Frulum is tripped an very wounded! Cyanwrath is beaten and dies! Kobolds fight each other thanks to crown of madness and then they are killed. At some point the dragonborn wizard is killed!
Frulum threatens to destroy a random piece of paper when confronted by Kellin. Kellin doesn’t care about a rando piece of paper, but Frulum reveals it is a map with battle plans. After some more aggressive negotiations, Kellin gets the map and give Frulum 2 HP for the road. Also let’s her know that she and Kellin should never meet again if she wants to live.
We examine the room! Kaiden throws bodies into a weird dark necrotic life orb thing. Nothing happens! Ryu finds magic shinies locked in a box. Ea and Crispin examine the dragon mural and find Tiamat in a volcano. And a bunch of open holes with pipes. Ea and Crispin proceed to go all Bill Nye on that and dump ball bearings into the holes.
Kellin explores a crack.
Unable to determine what the holes are for, Crispin stops Ryu from crowbarring open a nightstand next to a creepy bed. After an amazing theives check roll to open the chest, the trap goes off anyway and the holes spray acid mist into the room. We flee into the next room where most people feel real weird cuz of farts, except Kellin and Ryu.
A roper tells us that it’s hungry, and we see that there is another lower cave that has a similar stairs and cage system. Kaiden throws a body to the roper and we go down into the lower fart cave where everyone feels sick except Ryu. We find 2 dragon eggs and 2 drakes guarding those eggs. Kaiden throws a spear to break the eggs while we all think about puking from the fart smell.
TO BE CONTINUED…